it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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