i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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