haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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