Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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