can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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