When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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