I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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