Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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