she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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