Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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