So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
