He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I am mentally ready for anal.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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