If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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