one two three fourrrrnication!
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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