she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Randomize
