I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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