Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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