That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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