Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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