one two three fourrrrnication!
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just pee around me
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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