What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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