Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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