Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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