Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Randomize
