She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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