Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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