Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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