i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Buhtt sex?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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