Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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