It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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