i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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