2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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