If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
i black out too much to be "responsible"
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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