That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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