Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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