What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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