brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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