I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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