Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
