singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Randomize
