Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
foreskin is a definite game changer
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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