you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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