ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
