It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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