i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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