I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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