I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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