His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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