where am i from again
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize
