Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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