Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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