Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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