I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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